got me some of these . . .

"If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down."


"When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular."

White people LOVE me.
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