Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Smart & Funny

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Thanks Daryl & John!

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

1 comments:

Steve Tiek said...

Ha ha ha, that's really funny.