Fitness Orb

So I got an e-mail from work giving me the option to purchase one of these for my office:


And all I could think of was this:

Tina Fey for President

I love tina & amy

Stuff white people like

I can't believe that I am just now being introduced to SWPL (bless you Joey & Beth for the introduction). As this is not a new phenomenon I speak to those of you slightly behind the curve (and slightly white) people like myself. Click here for amazing whiteness and a good laugh!

Smart & Funny

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Thanks Daryl & John!

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Move over cats . . .

Justin and Joey this ones for you!